I became apart of IP's Cast on Security because of the fun IP showed me when I came out to see there show. I have seen other cast but none that really showed how fun Rocky Horror Picture Show really could be.
Incase you don't know the RULES
RULE #1 : Don't fuck with the hair!
RULE #2 : Don't fuck with rule #1!
RULE #3 : Don't fuck with the cast and/or crew, unless of course, we specifically ask you to, and believe us, we will!
RULE #4 : Props. If you brought your own props, congratulations, you're a fucking genius. If not, we've got your bitch-ass covered. For the cost of $1, one of our lovely cast members will sell you a prop bag. (The items in the prop bag go in two directions; up and back.)
RULE #5 : There is no rule number 5, we don't have the funding to keep rule number 5 going, however you can help us get back rule number 5, somebody ask me how. (How?) Glad you asked You can go buy something from the snack bar like popcorn, soda, candy, ice cream and NACHOS! That's right nachos, because 50,000 Mexicans can't be wrong.
RULE #6 : SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!
RULE #7 : Buy our shit!. Everyone say hi to (someone) and (someone). They have boxes around their neck. In those boxes you can find stuff like, t-shirts, buttons, lighters, stickers, and pens. Everything in the box is $1 except for the shirts which are $15.
RULE #8 : Drugs and alcohol! Because drugs are illegal, drugs are not allowed inside this theatre, everyone say boo. If you want to do your drugs, get up, go outside, and find someplace where our Security guards can't see you. If they see you, they'll take your shit, and turn you in to the cops and laugh at you while we smoke your shit. Now, because we live in a society of double-standards and because the government can tax the shit out of it, alcohol is available at the snack bar. If you're of age, get up and get yourself some beers. The drunker you are, the funnier we are, believe us.
RULE #9 : Nudity is prohibited in this theatre, however flashing is not only welcome, it is very much encouraged..
RULE #10 : You paid to get in, you paid to have a good time, so while you're here have a good time. If you're not having a good time find one of your nearest cast members. If you write it on a $10.00 bill, we'll look into it, if you write it on a 50 we'll kill whoever did it. Part B of rule number 10 is Whenever you see fit, unfit, just feel like it, or whenever we tell you to, MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!!