I was born a bit west of Philly in a suburban town called Glenside (Which is also the home of Newgrounds). Moved when I was 13 and freaked the fuck out when I got here. I'm now just your happy go lucky guy with a gut.
Favorite Food: Food
Boxers, Briefs, or None: I like to feel the breeze.
How did you lose your virginity: The morning after a party at USF.
I am the man with the belly and proud of it.