So, this is where I'm supposed to write something about how I first came to Rocky. Sometime around Halloween 2002, I was bored and looking around the Web and stumbled across the IP website. A few nights later, I lost my Rocky virginity. A few months later, my then-girlfriend joked to Jamie that I was trying to get up the nerve to join the cast; within two weeks I was doing props. The rest is a bunch of details that I won't bore you with.

That said, let's be honest. There are a lot of other people on this cast who are a hell of a lot more interesting than I am. (Trust me on that. I know them.) Stop wasting your time here and go read one of their bios. If you really must know more about me, then check out the myspace page above. Have a nice day.